2 For 1

I’m aware I just posted less than 5 minutes ago, but to be perfectly honest…I’ve missed blogging. So this post is like that second stone you toss down the dark hole. You listened intently for a response with the first stone, but it never it hit bottom. True you only waited mere seconds before dropping the second one, but it’s just so fun to throw rocks!

So my friend, Downtown Brown, told me she was going to take self defense this summer, but she dropped it because the Gui costs $30 bucks. She said, “What’s the point, it’s not like I’ll be wearing it when I’m attacked on the street.” Then it hit me! Not her amateur unschooled judo chop, but an idea. Why not just buy the Gui instead of taking the class. People buy security alarm signs all the time without installing the actual alarm. Just wear the Gui when you go jogging at night. As an added bonus, you’re wearing all white so no cars will hit you either. If following my idea, be sure to purchase something other than a white belt. To be honest, if I saw someone walking down the street wearing a white belt I would take it as more of a challenge. My thoughts would be, “Hmmm I wonder if I could take that guy?” or “I wonder how much he knows?” or “Perhaps I should get in a few punches now before he becomes a black belt later.”