Monday, July 31, 2006

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore (part 2)

The Point was raised what do you call someone if they are from Kansas? Darrin and I debated over this. On and on our philosophies battled each other. It was seriously 4 1/2 to 5 minutes of conversation before we concluded with our complete ignorance. I mean we both knew that people from Texas are Texans and that you also have Floridians, Oakies, and New Yorkers. So perhaps someone from Kansas can help us solve this epic mystery. Here are a few of our more brilliant ideas for people from Kansas:

Kansasonan Kansasonian Kansanian Kansasser Kansasippian Kansassian
Kans-Assasin Kansey Kansasote ka-nidget

We tried looking at ArKansas but we found the same problem in fact this lead to further ideas such as:

If someone is from Vermont are they a varmint, vermin, or a vermonteer?

If someone is from Maryland are they a Marylander or Mariner?

If someone is from Kentucky are they a Ken trucker or are they an employee of KFC?

Food for thought. No pun intended.

2 Comments:

Blogger Kelly said...

you answered your own question in your post - kansAN. brilliant!

July 31, 2006  
Blogger B-rad said...

Wow! Thats the first typo that made it through my rigorous editing process (clicking spellcheck). You win the "careful reader" award and judging by the comments__the "only reader" award. Thanks for supporting me through witty criticism.

August 01, 2006  

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