A Pair of Legals?

Ok, so I met a girl last week who claimed to be a Paralegal. I did not want to pry and find out if she was born as a Paralegal or if some tragic accident had made her thus. I think it’s nice that we create special parking and larger bathroom stalls for Paralegal's. I always love those inspiring stories where someone's hit by a car and becomes paralegaled, but later works hard and ends up walking one day; however, I hate when someone claims to be a Paralegal and then you see them walking around. People like that deprive those who are truly paralegal. Man I wanna sue people like that!