Chain of Misfortune
It would take too long to explain all the misfortune, so I'll just give some highlights. Perhaps I really should respond to chain emails...nah they are all super lame.
1. Last week, my dental appointment confirmed to me something I have long suspected. I have super human healing powers. No matter how many times the Dr. stuck me with the needle in my mouth; it never resulted in any numbness. He pumped me so full of drugs that my head started to shake. Finally, they had to take several X-rays in order to coordinate a massive combined assault on the nerves in my jaw. Eventually, modern medicine prevailed and I left the office after 3 hour.
2. Several of my co-workers told me that I look like Jim from The Office (NBC show). I never get compared. For the record, I do not look like Jim from THE OFFICE. Jim from the office looks like me.
3. I brought cereal to work last Friday. It's not that weird. David Letterman has done it for 30 years. Ok, he hasn't, but I could really use an example like that if you have one. I left my milk at work over the weekend and it went bad.
4. So today, I had to move to another computer temporarily. It really threw me off my game. I spent along time just resetting up my shortcuts, email, etc. I would have kicked the person off my computer, but it was a girl. A nice girl (and by that I mean cute), but even if she wasn't I could not kick any girl off my computer. So I have spent most of the day, on the other side of the cubicle wall, surrounded by strangers, and eating dry cereal. Ok, so I bring cereal to work on Monday also.
1. Last week, my dental appointment confirmed to me something I have long suspected. I have super human healing powers. No matter how many times the Dr. stuck me with the needle in my mouth; it never resulted in any numbness. He pumped me so full of drugs that my head started to shake. Finally, they had to take several X-rays in order to coordinate a massive combined assault on the nerves in my jaw. Eventually, modern medicine prevailed and I left the office after 3 hour.
2. Several of my co-workers told me that I look like Jim from The Office (NBC show). I never get compared. For the record, I do not look like Jim from THE OFFICE. Jim from the office looks like me.
3. I brought cereal to work last Friday. It's not that weird. David Letterman has done it for 30 years. Ok, he hasn't, but I could really use an example like that if you have one. I left my milk at work over the weekend and it went bad.
4. So today, I had to move to another computer temporarily. It really threw me off my game. I spent along time just resetting up my shortcuts, email, etc. I would have kicked the person off my computer, but it was a girl. A nice girl (and by that I mean cute), but even if she wasn't I could not kick any girl off my computer. So I have spent most of the day, on the other side of the cubicle wall, surrounded by strangers, and eating dry cereal. Ok, so I bring cereal to work on Monday also.
posted by B-rad at
1:33 PM
2 Comments:
Bradley, come now? Don't you know the girls name by now? eh, eh. Just turn on that magnetic charm. It sounds like fate owes you a change of fortune :)
from cheeky monkey
I think there should be picture that goes with this blog of you eating your cereal without milk. I also think you should write your story to Limony Snickets
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